I was going through pictures on my computer and came across the two here from Christmas when we played a board game. I thought I'd go ahead and post the letter I wrote to Cam… Nobody else will care about Kevin' s bloody nose, but oh well. *** Hey Cam – Had a few moments […]
Read More →Category: Sayings only my family gets
Nerd.
"After chess club tomorrow I'm going to go play Dungeons & Dragons with a couple of friends." … pause… "That may be the nerdiest sentence I've ever uttered." Jaeger Zollman – 3/21/2013
Read More →What flew out of my nose today
So the allergies have been horrible. For a couple of weeks my eyes have been tearing like crazy. They did last year and I got some allergy eyedrops that helped right away. Well, this year, the drops didn’t help and it was mostly in my right eye. Well, Friday I wake up with a sore […]
Read More →Cramming Bananas
What the new guy heard on one of his first overnight shifts: “Hey Joe, can you grab that banana and cram it up my ass.” What the guy actually said: “Hey Joe, can you grab me that banana, I’m cramping up real bad.”
Read More →Don knows his rappers
This story was relayed to me by sister Cam. I giggle every time I think of it… Picture if you will… Wendy: singin’ a song Cam: who dat? Wendy: p diddy Dad: who? Wendy: p diddy (louder) Dad: whO????? Wendy: PEE DIDDDDY (louder still) Dad: WHO??? (Probably leaning towards her and scrunching his face as […]
Read More →I’m not sure if that guy is muscle-y or just fat in the right places.
Said Jaeger, walking near the beach downtown. The middle-aged guy looked like he USED to be a power weight lifter but that things had gotten a little soft. When I told my mom what Jaeger said, my dad replied that he wasn’t fat, he just has muscle in all the WRONG places.
Read More →Beggars can’t be Cougars
Said Jaeger, having not heard the correct phrase quite right.
Read More →Buy a Dog
Buy a dog, name him Clue, and then you’ll have one. Shortened to: Buy a Dog.
Read More →Burning Weeds
Our friends were getting ready to host a party. Christy was running around the house cleaning and prepping and Mike was being of no use. She told him to be productive, so he went outside and burned weeds with a flame thrower. OK, it wasn’t a flame thrower, but I don’t know what they’re called. […]
Read More →