Purple sock

So. This sock.
It was Maya’s. I cannot explain how not only has it not long been discarded, but that it is in a basket in my kitchen that also holds spices. And Graham crackers. Oh, and two toothbrushes. (The toothbrushes are on Maya). 2 hot pads. A small melamine plate. Several bottles of sauces I recently bought from Brandless. Part of a petrified dog treat. I’m not making this up.
But, the sock!!!???