Test your Redneck Vocabulary

This is a Hallmark Card… Hope I don’t get in trouble!

See if you can use these words in a sentence.

BASS

That was the bass moonshine I ever had.

CHEER

Pappy sure does like sitting in his rockin’ cheer.

RANCH

Can you hand me the ranch from my toolbox?

DID

There’s a did possum in the middle of the road.

BARD

I bard that El Camino from my cousin Jimmy.

RAT

Go down the road and make a rat turn at the bait shop.

AWL

I need to get a quart of awl for my outboard motor.

FAR

My still blew up and caught on far.

The message says, “Hope you have the bass birthday ever!”

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