This story was relayed to me by sister Cam. I giggle every time I think of it… Picture if you will… Wendy: singin’ a song Cam: who dat? Wendy: p diddy Dad: who? Wendy: p diddy (louder) Dad: whO????? Wendy: PEE DIDDDDY (louder still) Dad: WHO??? (Probably leaning towards her and scrunching his face as […]
Read More →Kitty & Parakeet
Cute pictures of a kitty and a parakeet
Read More →Beware the Festive Dog
Beware the Festive Dog
Read More →Zombie Kung Fu
Funny F-minus comic
Read More →That’s Punny
You can’t read all of this and stay in a bad mood ! 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way. 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ? They Take The Psycho Path 4. How Do You Get […]
Read More →Funny New Words from Mensa (edited for all audiences)
MENSA Invitational from the Washington Post Here are the winners of this year’s Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational which, once again, asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition: Ignoranus: A person who is both stupid and an asshole. Intaxication: Euphoria […]
Read More →Best Lower-Fat Scones EVER
Bakery by the Lake has KILLER scones in a variety of sumptuous flavors. I had one and then for days, nay weeks, I had the hankerin’. The problem is, scones are one of those sneaky high-fat baked goods (OK, when I typed that it just sounds weird… Aren’t MOST baked goods high fat? How about…Scones […]
Read More →Time to Re-Connect
I’m sitting by the big front window in our living room. I just delivered some homemade scones to the neighbors for a little “Happy New Year” gesture. I realized that sitting inside, watching the neighbor across the street light fireworks for an audience of six eager kids, there really isn’t a better place to be […]
Read More →Wisdom for 2010
Stop trying to find balance. It doesn't exist. I have come to realize that "balance" in work, life, family, play is an illusion. The problem is, striving for it and not attaining it leads to frustration. Stop the insanity and FIND JOY IN SMALL, EVERYDAY THINGS: a glass of red wine at the end of […]
Read More →Catch A buzz (Aldrin)
4 parts Tang 2 parts Peach Vodka 1 part Triple Sec Combine ingredients with ice in a shaker. Strain into a Tang rimmed martini glass. Yum. Orangey.
Read More →Christmas Light Balls O’ Fun
I ran across this on the web somewhere, not sure where I first saw it. Apparently this fad is catching on in neighborhoods across the country. Neighbors gather to create large chicken wire balls wrapped with Christmas lights, and then hang them from trees. This is my humble first attempt.
Read More →Mocked by Pie
It was rough around the edges, but so lovely and tall. Then alas, it collapsed, mocking me with crust mouth agape.
Read More →He who smelt it, dealt it.
farts
Read More →How pumpkin pie is made
jack takin’ a pumpkin poo
Read More →Bottles and Cans and Church Signs
Website where you can create custom images such as church signs, soda bottles, official seals, etc.
Read More →Pumpkin Pi
Jaeger’s pumpkin looked like this:
Read More →the Kitten and the Parakeet
Friendship isn’t about who you have known the longest. It’s about those who came and never left your side.
Read More →Beavis & Butthead’s Original “The Great Cornholio”
The original “The Great Cornholio” video from Beavis & Butthead
Read More →Vaya Cornholio Funniest video EVER
Juvenile. Yep. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yW_sIKBfIk]
Read More →Simon’s Cat – Fly Guy
Fly Guy video by Simon’s Cat
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