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Read More →Burning Weeds
Our friends were getting ready to host a party. Christy was running around the house cleaning and prepping and Mike was being of no use. She told him to be productive, so he went outside and burned weeds with a flame thrower. OK, it wasn’t a flame thrower, but I don’t know what they’re called. […]
Read More →“I Make Sweaty”
Ass Holders
How Lonny abbreviates “Assorted Holders.”
Read More →“Any last words, Cereal Box?”
What Maya said before she stomped on a cereal box to flatten it.
Read More →Flight of the Conchords
A co-worker let us borrow her first season of Flight of the Conchords. Bret & Jemaine are 2 guys from New Zealand who are trying to make it in the music business in New York. Their manager, Murray, a fellow New Zealander (Kiwi?) works at the New Zealand Consulate and manages the band during working hours. […]
Read More →Cat Butt
Kevin has been grabbing Jaeger’s cell phone, taking random pictures, and setting them as the wallpaper for the phone. One of the most recent photos was of our cat’s butt. The photo session in itself was fairly humorous. I was sitting at the dining room table and glanced over to see Kevin wrestling the cat one-handed […]
Read More →Retailmenot.com
I think that this is the best site for getting “for real” coupons and not wasting time.
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Read More →Does you FIND EET?
J & I love the Crocs. We love the one where they’re trying to trick Zeeba into jumping into the wood chipper to find the contact lens. Bob or Larry (or whatever red shirt Croc it is this week) says, “ME have long arms, ME will get it” or something to that effect. Then in […]
Read More →Vlad the Impaler has nice bangs
So the other day this Vlad the Impaler person comes up in a discussion with my husband, me, and the kids. I didn’t know who it was. They were dumbfounded that I didn’t know about this real person who was the inspiration for the Dracula saga. Kevin pulls up a picture of the guy on […]
Read More →I THOUGHT I Knew what it was to be a Jesus Freak
Written to my sister Cammie sometime in early November 2002. I retyped this from the handwritten pages. Dear Cam – Hey. I can’t sleep! It’s 4:30 am on Saturday morning. I started thinking about you and how you wanted to know what’s in my head and heart – what I’m thinking/feeling, etc. Thought I’d try […]
Read More →Out of the mouths of babes
The following words are the content of emails that I send to Kevin at work during the day when Jaeger does or says something funny. I thought you might enjoy them. They aren’t in any order. On the subject of lunch: I asked him what he wanted, gave him a list of things to choose […]
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