http://www.specialtybottle.com/index.asp This is the best resource I’ve found for buying containers for spices, gifts, baubles, vinegars, oils, etc. No minimum either!
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World Spice Merchants
http://www.worldspice.com/home/home.shtml This Seattle shop has myriad spices with only a 1oz minimum order per spice, so you can sample many types of spices, salts, and spice blends without breaking the bank. Also great for buying bulk spices to put in your own containers for Christmas gifts!
Read More →Artisan salt and spice gift sets
I’ve read a couple of articles in magazines about artisan salts. I checked out a few websites, and was intrigued by the variety available. I wanted to buy some for my dad for a gift, but everything was so expensive! My solution … Make my own gift sets!. I found an incredible resource for bulk […]
Read More →Two Questions
Life really boils down to 2 questions… 1. Should I get a dog…..? OR… 2. Should I have children? Now that I made you smile, pass it on to someone else who needs a laugh today!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just to let you know I’m thinking of you today. Have a great day and remember to give thanks… […]
Read More →I’m not sure if that guy is muscle-y or just fat in the right places.
Said Jaeger, walking near the beach downtown. The middle-aged guy looked like he USED to be a power weight lifter but that things had gotten a little soft. When I told my mom what Jaeger said, my dad replied that he wasn’t fat, he just has muscle in all the WRONG places.
Read More →Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood and other funny things …
My friend sent me this email that is circulating. I have no idea of the origin or history, but some of these things made me chuckle pretty hard. I think I will start a list one of these days. I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option. More often than not, when someone […]
Read More →“Why don’t you show me some courtesy and KILL ME!”
Said Snookums on Greg the Bunny after taking a big disturbing dump.
Read More →Mebbe shut door?
Said Larry the Crocodile when his wife caught him eating a bucket of fried chicken in the closet and she says something like “Larry, I don’t even know what to do with a scene like this!!!!”
Read More →That scared the HELL out of me.
Said Maya, about age 5, when we accidentally dropped some jars of baby food at WalMart and they made a big racket (but didn’t break). Funnier yet was that there was this biker dude standing close by who overheard her and had a big chuckle about it.
Read More →Beggars can’t be Cougars
Said Jaeger, having not heard the correct phrase quite right.
Read More →We shouldn’t go as cattle.
Said Jaeger, regarding what costume to wear for Halloween,after learning in pre-school that Vampire Bats really do exist, but mostly feed on cattle.
Read More →Doesn’t that hurt his balls?
Said Jaeger, after watching Harry Potter fly on his broomstick in the first movie.
Read More →movies I heart
Big Fish Knight's Tale Raising Arizona Fargo The Big Lebowski Lucky Number Slevin Oh Brother, Where Art Thou Burn After Reading Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Act of Valor Temple Grandin Hoodwinked Hoodwinked II The Avengers Ironman Ironman II Captain America The Hunger Games
Read More →I heart these shows
HULU Netflix Master of None Atypical Mindhunter Ozark Shameless Black Mirror (All a bit creepy, but Season 1, Episode 1 is super disturbing) Flaked After Life Kim’s Convenience Schitts Creek Derek The Great Britsh Banking Show Stranger Things Trailer Park Boys (NOT for everyone, but got sucked in) Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee Cobra Kai […]
Read More →Buy a Dog
Buy a dog, name him Clue, and then you’ll have one. Shortened to: Buy a Dog.
Read More →Susan Boyle Rocks
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Read More →Burning Weeds
Our friends were getting ready to host a party. Christy was running around the house cleaning and prepping and Mike was being of no use. She told him to be productive, so he went outside and burned weeds with a flame thrower. OK, it wasn’t a flame thrower, but I don’t know what they’re called. […]
Read More →“I Make Sweaty”
Ass Holders
How Lonny abbreviates “Assorted Holders.”
Read More →“Any last words, Cereal Box?”
What Maya said before she stomped on a cereal box to flatten it.
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