I’m really good at rhyming and making random crap up… that rhymes. Throw something at me.
Mother-in-Law (from Karen)
Mama Karen is a favorite, I like her a bunch
She hooks me up with delicious Carmel corn crunch
She’s got a pug named Lovey and a good community
I’m glad to be a part of her extended family.
Orange (from Jackie)
Orange is a favorite fruit
That it rhymes lamely is moot
It still is quite tasty and lovely and sweet
So for citrus it cannot be beat
His eyes widened as the accountant from Peoria thought to himself, ‘Nobody’s gonna believe this…’ (from Kent)
There was an accountant from AZ
Who wasn’t sure who to believe
The Financials were structured
But everything ruptured
When said accountant was found in Belize.
(I picked the easier Peoria city 
)
Orange 2 (from Steve)
Here is the thing about pith
That it’s edible is kind of a myth
There’s the fruit and the peel
Otherwise no deal
Oranges still are the citrus zenith.
(Stretttttcccchh)