This is a Hallmark Card… Hope I don’t get in trouble! See if you can use these words in a sentence. BASS That was the bass moonshine I ever had. CHEER Pappy sure does like sitting in his rockin’ cheer. RANCH Can you hand me the ranch from my toolbox? DID There’s a did possum […]
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Cramming Bananas
What the new guy heard on one of his first overnight shifts: “Hey Joe, can you grab that banana and cram it up my ass.” What the guy actually said: “Hey Joe, can you grab me that banana, I’m cramping up real bad.”
Read More →Don knows his rappers
This story was relayed to me by sister Cam. I giggle every time I think of it… Picture if you will… Wendy: singin’ a song Cam: who dat? Wendy: p diddy Dad: who? Wendy: p diddy (louder) Dad: whO????? Wendy: PEE DIDDDDY (louder still) Dad: WHO??? (Probably leaning towards her and scrunching his face as […]
Read More →Kitty & Parakeet
Cute pictures of a kitty and a parakeet
Read More →Beware the Festive Dog
Beware the Festive Dog
Read More →Zombie Kung Fu
Funny F-minus comic
Read More →That’s Punny
You can’t read all of this and stay in a bad mood ! 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way. 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ? They Take The Psycho Path 4. How Do You Get […]
Read More →Funny New Words from Mensa (edited for all audiences)
MENSA Invitational from the Washington Post Here are the winners of this year’s Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational which, once again, asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition: Ignoranus: A person who is both stupid and an asshole. Intaxication: Euphoria […]
Read More →Mocked by Pie
It was rough around the edges, but so lovely and tall. Then alas, it collapsed, mocking me with crust mouth agape.
Read More →He who smelt it, dealt it.
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