Jaeger’s pumpkin looked like this:
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Beavis & Butthead’s Original “The Great Cornholio”
The original “The Great Cornholio” video from Beavis & Butthead
Read More →Vaya Cornholio Funniest video EVER
Juvenile. Yep. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yW_sIKBfIk]
Read More →Simon’s Cat – Fly Guy
Fly Guy video by Simon’s Cat
Read More →Simon’s Cat – Cat Man Do – Wake up Cat Cartoon
This is the first of the Simon’s Cat videos that I was emailed. Basically, if you have a cat, you’ll appreciate it. I’m trying to purge my computer of all of the video and image emails I get that are hogging space. Here it goes… [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ffwDYo00Q]
Read More →I’m not sure if that guy is muscle-y or just fat in the right places.
Said Jaeger, walking near the beach downtown. The middle-aged guy looked like he USED to be a power weight lifter but that things had gotten a little soft. When I told my mom what Jaeger said, my dad replied that he wasn’t fat, he just has muscle in all the WRONG places.
Read More →Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood and other funny things …
My friend sent me this email that is circulating. I have no idea of the origin or history, but some of these things made me chuckle pretty hard. I think I will start a list one of these days. I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option. More often than not, when someone […]
Read More →“Why don’t you show me some courtesy and KILL ME!”
Said Snookums on Greg the Bunny after taking a big disturbing dump.
Read More →Mebbe shut door?
Said Larry the Crocodile when his wife caught him eating a bucket of fried chicken in the closet and she says something like “Larry, I don’t even know what to do with a scene like this!!!!”
Read More →That scared the HELL out of me.
Said Maya, about age 5, when we accidentally dropped some jars of baby food at WalMart and they made a big racket (but didn’t break). Funnier yet was that there was this biker dude standing close by who overheard her and had a big chuckle about it.
Read More →Beggars can’t be Cougars
Said Jaeger, having not heard the correct phrase quite right.
Read More →We shouldn’t go as cattle.
Said Jaeger, regarding what costume to wear for Halloween,after learning in pre-school that Vampire Bats really do exist, but mostly feed on cattle.
Read More →Doesn’t that hurt his balls?
Said Jaeger, after watching Harry Potter fly on his broomstick in the first movie.
Read More →“I Make Sweaty”
Ass Holders
How Lonny abbreviates “Assorted Holders.”
Read More →“Any last words, Cereal Box?”
What Maya said before she stomped on a cereal box to flatten it.
Read More →Flight of the Conchords
A co-worker let us borrow her first season of Flight of the Conchords. Bret & Jemaine are 2 guys from New Zealand who are trying to make it in the music business in New York. Their manager, Murray, a fellow New Zealander (Kiwi?) works at the New Zealand Consulate and manages the band during working hours. […]
Read More →Cat Butt
Kevin has been grabbing Jaeger’s cell phone, taking random pictures, and setting them as the wallpaper for the phone. One of the most recent photos was of our cat’s butt. The photo session in itself was fairly humorous. I was sitting at the dining room table and glanced over to see Kevin wrestling the cat one-handed […]
Read More →Does you FIND EET?
J & I love the Crocs. We love the one where they’re trying to trick Zeeba into jumping into the wood chipper to find the contact lens. Bob or Larry (or whatever red shirt Croc it is this week) says, “ME have long arms, ME will get it” or something to that effect. Then in […]
Read More →Vlad the Impaler has nice bangs
So the other day this Vlad the Impaler person comes up in a discussion with my husband, me, and the kids. I didn’t know who it was. They were dumbfounded that I didn’t know about this real person who was the inspiration for the Dracula saga. Kevin pulls up a picture of the guy on […]
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