Said Snookums on Greg the Bunny after taking a big disturbing dump.
Read More →Archive for May, 2009
Mebbe shut door?
Said Larry the Crocodile when his wife caught him eating a bucket of fried chicken in the closet and she says something like “Larry, I don’t even know what to do with a scene like this!!!!”
Read More →That scared the HELL out of me.
Said Maya, about age 5, when we accidentally dropped some jars of baby food at WalMart and they made a big racket (but didn’t break). Funnier yet was that there was this biker dude standing close by who overheard her and had a big chuckle about it.
Read More →Beggars can’t be Cougars
Said Jaeger, having not heard the correct phrase quite right.
Read More →We shouldn’t go as cattle.
Said Jaeger, regarding what costume to wear for Halloween,after learning in pre-school that Vampire Bats really do exist, but mostly feed on cattle.
Read More →Doesn’t that hurt his balls?
Said Jaeger, after watching Harry Potter fly on his broomstick in the first movie.
Read More →movies I heart
Big Fish Knight's Tale Raising Arizona Fargo The Big Lebowski Lucky Number Slevin Oh Brother, Where Art Thou Burn After Reading Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Act of Valor Temple Grandin Hoodwinked Hoodwinked II The Avengers Ironman Ironman II Captain America The Hunger Games
Read More →I heart these shows
HULU Netflix Master of None Atypical Mindhunter Ozark Shameless Black Mirror (All a bit creepy, but Season 1, Episode 1 is super disturbing) Flaked After Life Kim’s Convenience Schitts Creek Derek The Great Britsh Banking Show Stranger Things Trailer Park Boys (NOT for everyone, but got sucked in) Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee Cobra Kai […]
Read More →Buy a Dog
Buy a dog, name him Clue, and then you’ll have one. Shortened to: Buy a Dog.
Read More →Susan Boyle Rocks
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Read More →Burning Weeds
Our friends were getting ready to host a party. Christy was running around the house cleaning and prepping and Mike was being of no use. She told him to be productive, so he went outside and burned weeds with a flame thrower. OK, it wasn’t a flame thrower, but I don’t know what they’re called. […]
Read More →“I Make Sweaty”
Ass Holders
How Lonny abbreviates “Assorted Holders.”
Read More →“Any last words, Cereal Box?”
What Maya said before she stomped on a cereal box to flatten it.
Read More →Flight of the Conchords
A co-worker let us borrow her first season of Flight of the Conchords. Bret & Jemaine are 2 guys from New Zealand who are trying to make it in the music business in New York. Their manager, Murray, a fellow New Zealander (Kiwi?) works at the New Zealand Consulate and manages the band during working hours. […]
Read More →Cat Butt
Kevin has been grabbing Jaeger’s cell phone, taking random pictures, and setting them as the wallpaper for the phone. One of the most recent photos was of our cat’s butt. The photo session in itself was fairly humorous. I was sitting at the dining room table and glanced over to see Kevin wrestling the cat one-handed […]
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